He is a Fan of the Old School Musicals

Earlier today, our box office manager was on the phone with a patron when we heard the following:

"My name is Tristan. Tristan. With a T. Tristan. That's T as in top hat, R as in rice cake, I as in igloo, S as in snake, T as in top hat, A as in Annie Get Your Gun, N as in Nancy. Uh-huh, Tristan."

I think what surprised me most was the sheer banality of "snake" and "Nancy."