Two Awesome Things That Happened This Morning

1. I finally (finally!) had the opportunity to sample a Vosges Haut Chocolat Bacon Bar. And seriously, you guys? Oh. My. God. The problem is that now I feel the urge to spend hundreds of dollars at Vosges.

2. A coworker and I bonded over the fact that we have both been known to purposely aggressively shave over mosquito bites on our legs, scraping off the tops of the bites, to alleviate the itching. OK, this one is simultaneously disturbing and awesome. But awesome nonetheless.